One of the it boys of the late aughts was Alvin Alfonso, who appeared in almost all the fashion spreads and editorials of his time. These days, he’s a dad up in western Canada. He’s recreating the Cosmo centerfold post a full decade ago. While he may have added a bit of poundage, he still does it for me. If you ask me.
Our Spanish boy Antonio Lomar deserves a post all his own today because: (1) He’s hogging a whole page of Cosmo mag’s feature in all his VPLness; and, (2) somewhere in Metro Manila where he stays, a CCTV video is circulating with him running around the condo floors entirely naked in toked up bearings. Dong a-dangling.
It’s hard not to get a little hot and bothered upon seeing the half-naked likes of these male persons. It’s the long weekend this side of the pond, and mainly to keep traffic passing through this wayward site, I’m putting up part two of the Cosmo hunks this year inside Apartment 69. That will do.
Some of the noteworthy guys inside Apartment 69 are here: a motley group of students, models, businessmen and boytoys. They’re here to well, warm the cockles of our hearts with their adorable smiles and fit bodies, boldly extending the hotness of the summer season. Pick one.
We won’t have an Award! post this year in this imaginatively-named theme, Apartment 69 (you know, half-nekkid boys tending to household chores). Instead, I’ll lay down the boys here who went the extra mile by losing their shirts and pants for that 15-minute of Cosmopolitan fame. As I’ve said, there is always someone for every friggin’ one – from twinks to twunks to full-time hunks, take your pick.
We do this every year, right? You get first dibs on the boys who get to be on the centerfolds of the local Cosmopolitan magazine. This year, race car driver, occasional model and perpetual cute boy Marlon Stockinger is king on the cover. There is always someone for everyone, so here are nine more in the main list –
With his star on the rise, Anthony Labrusca loses his shirt (again) for the magazine shoot. Tanner Mata, on the other hand, bulges through his terry joggers. No stranger to nudity and more, Luis Hontiveros sears everything for the annual feature.
One of GMA’s resident hunks, Addy Raj won’t be left behind with his abs for days. Handsome model Josh Barfuss just needs to pose and preen, he’s fine that way. Our favorite boy Marco Gumabao finally makes a shirtless appearance for a mag, and we love him more.
And the runts in the litter. Show some feigned appreciation for Jak Roberto, Alexander Diaz and RK Bagatsing.
It’s not that bad. The 2016 selection for this year’s Cosmo “69 Hottest Hunks” is a motley group of cute boys and hunky foreign men. Some are awesome. Some are not. Who will fire up your hotel hookup fantasies? And the awards and citations go to….
Most Promising Newcomer (He’ll-Be-Huge Award)
It is really that time of the year when the fine boys come out to play and well, pose and preen before the cameras for Cosmopolitan (Phils) magazine’s annual list. This year’s a good lot, as compared last year. James Reid is the leader of the pack, and rightly so!
Then Albie Casino and Diego Loyzaga get their turn to show off.
From showbiz, relative comers Tommy Esguerra, Zeus Collins and JC Santos take their shirts off in the name of hotness!
The hunky older models – Tom Esconde, Stefano Churchill and Misagh Bahadoran, get to represent as well!
It’s time for Cosmo (Phils) centerfolds and you get first dibs here! Well, actually, Vin Abrenica first because he’s the hottest in the bunch IMHO. Vin’s unique look makes him stand out from the rest of the cookie-cutter pretty boys in showbiz. A little lower and he’ll break the internet. You’re welcome!
On the occasion of the annual Cosmopolitan [Phils] magazine’s bachelor bash, here are notable boys and men in the 69 “big top boys” in the Carnival Kings theme list. Some are awesome. Some are not. Who will fire up your carny hookup fantasies? And the awards go to …….
Big Dick Award
Age-Stopped-At-23 Award
The Your-Abs-Only-Got-You-This-Gig Citation
Best Transformation (Nose Division)
Best Transformation (Modeling Status Division)
Botox King
Er-Ought-To-Be-Naked Award
Best Hairy Body
Joseph Marco Award (a.k.a. The Casting Couch Award)
DNG Award (did not grow)
Mr. Dreamboy
The Cool Dude Award
Best in Body (Underfed and Starved Division)
New-In-The-Scene Hottie Citation
Bring-Home-To-Momma Award
The Jailbait Award
Booking King
Delish Student Award
You’re-Only-22?-I-thought-You’re-43-or-Something Citation
Promising Comer Award
DILF Award
Best in Legs (Chicken Legs Division)
LGBT Special Citation
Special Award from Svenson Philippines
Student Body Citation
Sexy Discovery Citation
Heartbreaker Award
Rough-Sex-Like-A-Pornstar Award