It’s not that bad. The 2016 selection for this year’s Cosmo “69 Hottest Hunks” is a motley group of cute boys and hunky foreign men. Some are awesome. Some are not. Who will fire up your hotel hookup fantasies? And the awards and citations go to….
Most Promising Newcomer (He’ll-Be-Huge Award)
It is really that time of the year when the fine boys come out to play and well, pose and preen before the cameras for Cosmopolitan (Phils) magazine’s annual list. This year’s a good lot, as compared last year. James Reid is the leader of the pack, and rightly so!
It’s time for Cosmo (Phils) centerfolds and you get first dibs here! Well, actually, Vin Abrenica first because he’s the hottest in the bunch IMHO. Vin’s unique look makes him stand out from the rest of the cookie-cutter pretty boys in showbiz. A little lower and he’ll break the internet. You’re welcome!
On the occasion of the annual Cosmopolitan [Phils] magazine’s bachelor bash, here are notable boys and men in the 69 “big top boys” in the Carnival Kings theme list. Some are awesome. Some are not. Who will fire up your carny hookup fantasies? And the awards go to …….
The Your-Abs-Only-Got-You-This-Gig Citation
Best Transformation (Nose Division)
Best Transformation (Modeling Status Division)
Best Hairy Body
Joseph Marco Award (a.k.a. The Casting Couch Award)
DNG Award (did not grow)
The Cool Dude Award
Best in Body (Underfed and Starved Division)
New-In-The-Scene Hottie Citation
The Jailbait Award
Delish Student Award
Promising Comer Award
Best in Legs (Chicken Legs Division)
LGBT Special Citation
Special Award from Svenson Philippines
Student Body Citation
Sexy Discovery Citation
In a few days, Daniel Matsunaga will lead a motley group of actors, models, ex-prostitutes and wannabes in the Cosmo Bachelor Bash 2015 show. Of course, it will be tame like a lame tame crane, since that’s in the local magazine franchise’s standing memo. Nevertheless, we’ll get to see shirtless guys. Like Daniel here.
Who’s faking the nekkid-under-the-blanket schtick all along. I prefer vintage Daniel, if you ask me.
While we’re on the topic of you-know-what, here’s another one of them in the lot. Rigor Gorospe has been modelling for quite some time now, after his stint as a varsity basketball player for Adamson University. In fact, he won the 2013 Model of the World award in the World Championships of Performing Arts in the U.S. In case he looks quite familiar, he’s one of the merfolk in the recently-defunct prime time soap Dyesebel.
Jeff Olalia is a popular model in the blogosphere because of conflicting claims about his persona. I know, for one, that he used to play for the Adamson University basketball team. Now the 24-year-old cutie is a model, having appeared in the Cosmopolitan list of new bachelors this year. He has certainly gone a long way from his varsity hoops days as he has transformed into one of the more in-demand models of late.
Cute Sexy Cub
We always knew, right? That 29-year-old actor Geoff Eigenmann is a biggie man! He lost a lot of weight and he’s going around town proudly showing off his new body. Although it still does not have the perfect cuts and curves, Geoff now has a relatively leaner and tighter bod. But big bulge, still.
Stout is the New Sexy
We still love Jake Cuenca to bits. He’s putting it all out for the carbs eaters out there. That it’s perfectly fine to gobble loads of rice and giant burgers and chunks of steaks, with some lard and Cheetos on the side. Our ultimate Bench Body endorser did his a swan song last weekend, and he went out on top!
In case you are interested in Jakey’s package. Here’s a tiny glimpse.
Judging from the crowd reaction last night at the Cosmo Bachelors Bash, hottest teen property James Reid is The One! Jailbait, yeah, but he is cute and sexy and there’s so much promise to hunkingdom come! Maybe next year he’ll be bigger. Maybe he’ll wear underwear on stage. Or a leather bikini that exposes the butt. We’ll gladly wait.1 2 3 … 11 Next »