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Choices

The rest of the boys in the latest editorial I featured recently – Tanner, Alex and Vince. To each his own, and whether its cutesy Tanner, perky Alex or athletic Vince, every boy with a tight bod tickles my fickle fancy. Snog, Marry, Avoid?

Marlon v. Tanner

Between the boy-next-door boringness of Marlon Stockinger and Tanner Mata, who registers higher on the hotness meter? Handsome mugs, bangin’ bods. I wouldn’t stand in the way as they get their (half) nudity on. Ultimately it’s in the eye of the beholder, right? But who’s better now?

Centerfolds!

We do this every year, right? You get first dibs on the boys who get to be on the centerfolds of the local Cosmopolitan magazine. This year, race car driver, occasional model and perpetual cute boy Marlon Stockinger is king on the cover. There is always someone for everyone, so here are nine more in the main list –

With his star on the rise, Anthony Labrusca loses his shirt (again) for the magazine shoot. Tanner Mata, on the other hand, bulges through his terry joggers. No stranger to nudity and more, Luis Hontiveros sears everything for the annual feature.

One of GMA’s resident hunks, Addy Raj won’t be left behind with his abs for days. Handsome model Josh Barfuss just needs to pose and preen, he’s fine that way. Our favorite boy Marco Gumabao finally makes a shirtless appearance for a mag, and we love him more.

And the runts in the litter. Show some feigned appreciation for Jak Roberto, Alexander Diaz and RK Bagatsing.

Identical

The deep dark web churned up a naked photo of the hotter twin Tyler Mata. Who’s elated, who’s not? I’ve always known this is the more daring one of the cute duo. He appeared in some exhibition of naked dudes for an Asian show.  Now, the question left to ask, worthy of the archives at dumbquestions.com is: Do identical male twins have identical genitalia?

Boys. ASAP.

The most creative people at ABS-CBN thought, as paean to the lost days of summer and the vicious onslaught of the rainy season, to pour some water on our shirtless boys in ugly denim shorts and  ask them to hoof it on that Sunday noontime show. Pure genius and groundbreaking, as we get to see our boys in a wet number. Choose one.

A whole lot of Tanner

Ahh Tanner, it almost seems unfair that someone so beautiful can have a perfect body, also. This 21-year-old erstwhile model, now actor-entertainer currently holds the male beauty throne in local showbiz.  I won’t ask further if he has more to offer, as long he loses the pieces of clothing one at a time.

Coverboys!

In 2006, a motley crew of boys and men were formed on the noontime show ASAP with the sole purpose of taking their shirts off in the name of hotness. You can view them here, here, here, and here. Today, the younger batch are taking over half-nekkid  – Tommy, Albie, Clint, Tanner and Luis. That’s a lot of sexy guys gracing us with their shirtless presence!

Sex Object

There is no debate as to the sexworthiness of  Tanner Mata‘s divine existence in local show business. He’s all over town, and we’d like to see him more everyday. In this site’s racy case or concern, we would love to see him in all his naked splendor. That won’t happen, of course, and we’ll just have to be contented with his beautiful face on that shirtless bod.

Triple Treat

The hot season is represented (half-)nakedly, too, by the young ‘uns. If the handsome twins Tyler and Tanner Mata had another brother, it would have to be Emilio Francisco Perez, equally easy-on-the-eyes cute and huge, as I would like to imagine. And envision, I will, as they  strip off and frolic in the pool under the summer sun.

Beach Boys

It wouldn’t be summer without the half-nekkid boys out to play ! It’s that time of the season when the wraps are off and the fine likes of Ivan Dorschner and Tanner Mata sizzle and dazzle in their swim shorts! We’re loving the show of skin, of course.

These Big Brother alums are keeping things hot as the weather. I hate to pit one brother against the other, but sometimes you only have to choose one: the 26-year-old Ivan from LA, or the 21-year-old Tanner from Colorado. Life is unfair, deal with it this summer!

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