They Come in Threes

Gird your loins! It looks like Daniel Matsunaga won’t be burdened wearing the Avon underwear line alone anymore! Two new boys are donning dem fancy-schmancy oddpants next week: Enchong Dee and Tanner Mata! You’ve seen them in swimwear and undies before, but what the heck, fresh new photos of these guys in bulge-baring sets are most welcome anytime!

Centerfolds!

We do this every year, right? You get first dibs on the boys who get to be on the centerfolds of the local Cosmopolitan magazine. This year, race car driver, occasional model and perpetual cute boy Marlon Stockinger is king on the cover. There is always someone for everyone, so here are nine more in the main list –

With his star on the rise, Anthony Labrusca loses his shirt (again) for the magazine shoot. Tanner Mata, on the other hand, bulges through his terry joggers. No stranger to nudity and more, Luis Hontiveros sears everything for the annual feature.

One of GMA’s resident hunks, Addy Raj won’t be left behind with his abs for days. Handsome model Josh Barfuss just needs to pose and preen, he’s fine that way. Our favorite boy Marco Gumabao finally makes a shirtless appearance for a mag, and we love him more.

And the runts in the litter. Show some feigned appreciation for Jak Roberto, Alexander Diaz and RK Bagatsing.

Identical

The deep dark web churned up a naked photo of the hotter twin Tyler Mata. Who’s elated, who’s not? I’ve always known this is the more daring one of the cute duo. He appeared in some exhibition of naked dudes for an Asian show.  Now, the question left to ask, worthy of the archives at dumbquestions.com is: Do identical male twins have identical genitalia?

Boys. ASAP.

The most creative people at ABS-CBN thought, as paean to the lost days of summer and the vicious onslaught of the rainy season, to pour some water on our shirtless boys in ugly denim shorts and  ask them to hoof it on that Sunday noontime show. Pure genius and groundbreaking, as we get to see our boys in a wet number. Choose one.