Throwback to 2009 when Mark Bautista regaled us with his fake-blood-soaked body at the Cosmopolitan Bash. We’ve always known, but then he again he’s biding his time. Now that he’s come out with a book, we fully support him all the way. Yes, another lazy post, but heck, this one’s in the news.
And there he goes! Singer Mark Bautista promises to disclose all in his latest memoirs called Beyond the Mark. If it’s an honest re-telling of his past loves, some prominent lovers who do not wish to be named must be freaking out. Will Mark come out with a big explosive reveal? Will he name names?
Matteo Guidicelli sings sans shirt, and that’s a good thing. The 27-year-old multihyphenate (actor, singer, model, triathlete, race car driver, lover) is enjoying a career high in showbusiness these days. We are happy, too, ogling at his body now.
He’s back, and he’s out to show everyone and Someone what they’ve actually missed. Big time! Mark Bautista enjoys his morning coffee with an angle of the dangle. While he’s downstairs happy, schwinging a stiffy, we’ll enjoy the view from here. Keep ’em cumming, Marky!
Oh, here’s a new one! This came as a surprise in the mail, considering that I always thought he’s done jacking off in front of the world wide web. He seems to be a talented person, but maybe he really wants to do porn and stuff.
Meet Tristan Ramirez, one of the winners of Pinoy Boyband Superstar. He’s destined for greatness, into pop consciousness, mainly because of his singing voice and that hot, hot bod! It makes my heart sing to see him perform.
Speaking of balls and holes, oh, these young’uns! This Monday pick-me-uppers will have to stop, for now. I get all these emails and it would be a shame not to share these images of anonymous persons in scandalous positions. Like this one who gives a whole new meaning to the saying “sometimes it’s not what’s on the outside but what’s on the inside that counts.”
I’m in a thoughtless mood for some showbiz gossip. Let me make it clear, this is not about Ken Doll. I’m so done with Ken Doll, because he’s still in the D-List and he didn’t get to snag Marvin, who’s still with that director and sometimes, that cute guy from Globe Telecoms and Forbeswood Heights, but that is another story. This one is pure love at first sight between gorgeous guys. Relatively.
Several days ago, Mr. Sam Kirktoe announced to the worldwide web that he is “in a relationship.” That seemingly innocent declaration would have been a-ok regular Mary but this is cause célèbre because (1) he’s in showbiz and (2) he did not actually name the person in his post. His followers were tickled pink and fascinated with this half-hearted revelation. Fans and trolls alike were one in asking about the identity of the person. Sam, in true silly-girl fashion, could only respond with smiley emoticons and hearts.
So, who is the lucky guy?
He is a sweet guy with good Christian Values. He cuts a handsome and dashing figure. He lives in one of those posh Makati villages. He comes from old rich family. I can name more attributes to say that he is an ideal one for Sam. Now, that is something, right? A far cry from Sam’s exes, e.g. Adman Karmic, a struggling model who apparently had a live-in relationship with Sam before the latter realized he’s in for a ride on the loser train.
Sam is giggly-happy with this find. And a find it was! They met when Sam was looking for gifts to distribute during the holidays. He not only found giveaways for the season, he also discovered his love. Well, “newfound love,” because we’ll never know if this will last a lifetime knowing how fickle showbiz is, and how bitter we can get sometimes with beautiful guys having a happy and lasting relationship. That’s me being jealous and bitter, actually. Anyhow, I’m reluctantly happy (for now) because they look good together.
Which brings me to the title of this post, because it fuckin’ feels like Sam’s seventeen again! You know , talking on the phone ’til 4 AM, canoodling at the back of the car, sexual intercourse in your parents’ room. I made those up from imagination. It’s a vicarious feeling because we’re talking about cute boys here!
Plus, 17 is their anniversary date. Sam announced on that date, exactly one month after good Christian Values (CV) guy did on his social media page. Let’s see, here’s the difference. When CV wrote that he’s “in a relationship” in his wall post, everyone congratulated him and assumed it was the tubby beard. End of story for CV. As for Sam, everyone’s still pestering him about his new love. Now you gathered it from here.
The latest is that Sam has already introduced CV to his family, one proof of which is this photo he posted in his social media account: they went to the movies together! How sweet is that? Although he did not tag CV, we all know that Sam’s eyes are full of love. And maybe lust, like I-cant-wait-to-go-home-with-this-guy itch, because CV is a hottie, what with that bod and all the body hairs and I’m digressing again please forgive me.
It is hard to point to Markki Strøm‘s greatest asset. I guess it would have to be his voice and the way he sings. These days, Markki multitasks from singing to acting and modeling in neoprene underwear for Bench Body. While I prefer his modeling in undies bit, I’m also buying his music because heck, a handsome boy with a beautiful singing voice is balm for the weary soul!
