Despite the blue [or is it gray] contact lenses, our favorite twinkie Kaisan Lopez was a near-miss at the Heatwave 2007 – A Summer Bikini Showdown, held on 23 May at the Garden Resort in Alabang. Kaisan Lopez, who is very much visible these days for a showbiz coming, finished first runner-up to a more buff and unblemished chinito by the name of Harry Chua. Methinks Kaisan can always try again, as he is still young, inexperienced, and untouched by cosmetic science. For photos of the competition, click on http://vincelopez.multiply.com/, a site with impeccable pageant photos.
Where in the world is Tonio Ortigas? The dopey-eyed [note: Dopey of the seven dwarfs fame isn’t really dopey; he is simply childlike] actor-stripper rose to relative recognition by posing in gutsy naked photos at the time when the standard cover for the family jewels are speedos and jockeys and not books, fruits and flimsy loincloth. Tonio Ortigas made a couple or three films , the most memorable of which was his frontal nudity scenes in a dance sequence for Burlesk King [released 1999]. Eventually, he disappeared from the scene. He was last seen consorting inq7.net’s most-read columnist and real-life sex-and-tell hag, Dolly Anne Carvajal.