Monthly Archives: April 2013
I don’t know with you girls, but I’m getting some Peters Twins vibe with these boys. I can’t help it, Anthony and David Semerad
are so hot these days! In the offing for these basketball players and models is the new Bench Body
campaign featuring the twins in sizzling new images. In their underwear, of course.
Intriguingly sexy after some brief appearance on national tv is Luis Manzano
‘s barely legal brother, Enzo Manzano
. The 6’2″-tall cutie is making heads turn as he makes his presence felt in showbiz. Will he be taking the plunge anytime soon? I wouldn’t mind another Manzano in the biz, as long as he’s always half naked, if you ask me.
Speaking of rich model boys, this one, too. Jiro Shirakawa
is rich because he has a lot of projects and earnings from his past showbiz work. He has a new sports utility vehicle [SUV], a computer business and an expensive big bike. Talk about talent and determination to succeed!
Who is Albert Guinto
? He is that rich
model guy who joined bikini contests in the past. I said rich
because he owns a resort down South and an art gallery in the metro, plus new cars and the latest gizmos and gadgets. After his name was linked to smooth and flawless model Athan Collado
, subsequently with actor and underwear model Ahron Villena
, he’s now being tied up with the other half of the famous PaoKen
duo. What gives?
Dear Aljur, Consider this as tutorial in the art of macho dancing in Manila. While we generally appreciate your efforts to portray a male prostitute bump and grinding his way on prime time tv, we feel that your dancing and clothes and ways are not enough. Something’s not quite right, to tell you bluntly. So here’s a pictorial guide on how it is supposed to be carried out.
You can cover your self with blue body paint. And sway with your arms, legs sideways.
Or maybe gold body paint!
If you’re too shy, you can cover your mug with a nice mask. Take note of the smooth moves. Pop and lock.
As for the costume, you can put on some fancy headdress. Maybe a cape, too. Just remember to be sexy at all times.
Or perhaps dress up in tribal gear, e.g. feathers and synthetic animal prints.
An Egyptian pharaoh would do. Just don’t be too generous with the eye makeup.
How about French-artist-dancing? One word: beret. Of course, you’ll have to take everything off at the end of the song.
An intricate body art will be amusing. Careful with the red paint, though.
If you’re gunning for shock factor, never ever use a chicken on stage. Blood and gore. Nasty.
Candles will do just fine. Just not on the head. Down there.
So, you see Aljur, it’s that simple. It’s the shimmy with the step, sway and swing. Do it erotically. And till-blue-in-the-face remember, always stick your penis out because if all else fails, you have to dazzle them with dick!
Of course, you all know by now that our reluctant exhibitionist will play the life of bold actor Kris King on tv. And there will be a lot of dancing with some skin.
Who could be next on the GMA mill of actors bump and grinding?
I think it will be Enzo Pineda
. And I’m hoping he’ll insist on his VPL
Model David Tang
is going all out in his modeling jobs. He’s doing nudity now that he’s graduated from doing teens wear. The German-Vietnamese cutie, who used to model for SM Department Store’s Boys Department, is sporting a bigger bod these days. Look!
Mark your calendars girls and girls: 8:30 p.m. Saturday, 27 April 2013
on GMA’s Magpakailanman
is going sexy [a bit] by portraying the life of indie films’ resident provocateur Kris King
. Of course, this is prime time television and we won’t be seeing Aljur’s penis the way King
lavishly did in real, er, reel life. Just watch. Aljur has a story to tell.
Now that he’s out of the celluloid closet, commercial model Sebastian Castro
has taken his demicelebrity status to new levels. Suddenly, he’s the newest kid on the showbiz block who mattered. It looks like the Bubble
cutie is the new poster boy of celebrities coming out soon.