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Scandal!

Now that I have your attention, let’s get into the meat of the matter. It’s hard not to get a little hot and bothered upon seeing our sentimental favorite Jake Cuenca in a new photo, wearing underwear for public consumption. Does he still have it? Of course, he’s rockin’ them drawers! Let us then honor his well-honed physique for old time’s sake.

Tom v. Jake

There will be debates on the matter of who is the better underwear model in town between these two actors, active in showbiz. Tom Rodriguez took on the Bench Body duties when Jake Cuenca left to string for Guitar. They love walking around in their undies and I wouldn’t stand in the way as they get their nudity on. Ultimately it’s in the eye of the beholder, right?

While my Guitar…

Move over Carlos and Jake, there’s a new Guitar underwear model and he’s wet, wet, wet! This is Brazilian Victor Dalcol, who’s raring and daring in dem white undies under the summer sun. Could this be the trend in underwear modeling? Need we see more? Need I say more?

Under Agassi

Carlos Agassi is ready for his close up now, and he can do it at any angle. We may have seen too much of him of late in his social media accounts, but this one is the best photo so far. Legs, abs and everything in between, Carlos never fails to deliver.

B_ stole my look!

ivo jakey78Who’s sexier: newest Bench Body endorser Ivo Buchta or ex-endorser (now-Guitar underwear rep) Jake Cuenca?  Jake did that pose first, and Ivo followed, showing off his ample ass-ets.  I have my own choice, judging from all those chunks of man-meat, but in the end, butt and beaut are in the eye of the beholder.

Jake AF

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Expectation versus reality?

It doesn’t matter that he’s older, a little bit tired around the edges. Jake Cuenca still has it as an underwear model. That’s why he’s strutting his stuff just like the good old days of Bench Body. This time he’s stringing his Guitar underwear at the beach. He’s actually rockin’ it! Isn’t he?

In fine form

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Jake Cuenca just likes to flaunt his divine physical assets. That would make him the best underwear endorser as he has no qualms about the baring and the daring. Yes, he’s back! And Jakey is in fine form!

jakey6 jakey9Even if he’s only endorsing bargain-counter underwear, the 28-year-old exhibitionist de rigueur had to show some skin. His sturdy legs. Strong arms. Tiny feet. Cute bulge. The works. He has to be bare-skinned always. It must be in the contract.

Jake has been…

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…to the beach and look what he’s wearing! Guitar underwear, of course! While it is a no-no to don underwear in public beaches and pools (except for guttersnipes, of course, who think Bench Body is proper swimwear), Jake’s an exception. My exception, actually, as he can wear anything small and sexy in the water.

A good position

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Jake Cuenca will probably retire as an underwear model when he’s in his 50s or 60s. The former exhibitionist de rigueur of Bench Body is still at it, posing and preening this time for Guitar underwear. He has to be bare-skinned always. It must be in his showbiz contract.

By the waters

JakeyJake Cuenca maybe past his underwear-model prime but he still packs a wallop posing by the sea, in his Guitar underwear. It would have been nice for him to just lose the pants and show off the white undies. And then again, haven’t we feasted enough on Jakey’s nooks, bits and crannies through the years as a Bench Body boy?

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