Tom v. Jake

There will be debates on the matter of who is the better underwear model in town between these two actors, active in showbiz. Tom Rodriguez took on the Bench Body duties when Jake Cuenca left to string for Guitar. They love walking around in their undies and I wouldn’t stand in the way as they get their nudity on. Ultimately it’s in the eye of the beholder, right?

HBD Jake!

It would be criminal not to greet Jake Cuenca today on his 29th birthday, as he has been one of the top favorites in the almost 10-year existence of this blog. He has undoubtedly inspired, aroused and stimulated us  whenever he put on dem tiny undies, so here’s to Jakey!

These are so far my favorite photos of him when he did his swan song a couple of years ago for the Bench Body brand. He went out with a loud bang (and audience cheers), of course, wearing those very revealing x-shape g-string thongs. Happy Birthday Mr. Cuenca!

B_ stole my look!

ivo jakey78Who’s sexier: newest Bench Body endorser Ivo Buchta or ex-endorser (now-Guitar underwear rep) Jake Cuenca?  Jake did that pose first, and Ivo followed, showing off his ample ass-ets.  I have my own choice, judging from all those chunks of man-meat, but in the end, butt and beaut are in the eye of the beholder.

In fine form

Jakey

Jake Cuenca just likes to flaunt his divine physical assets. That would make him the best underwear endorser as he has no qualms about the baring and the daring. Yes, he’s back! And Jakey is in fine form!

jakey6 jakey9Even if he’s only endorsing bargain-counter underwear, the 28-year-old exhibitionist de rigueur had to show some skin. His sturdy legs. Strong arms. Tiny feet. Cute bulge. The works. He has to be bare-skinned always. It must be in the contract.

Us Two

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Jake or Gerald? It’s a tad difficult to choose between these actors. It’s unfair, actually, if I ask you who’s hotter. I sometimes like Jakey with his exhibitionist exploits. I don’t care if he’s losing hair, he’s still sexy as fuck! Or maybe Gerald, younger and oh-so-manly I can smell the testosterone oozing from his nether regions.  Who’s your choice?