Granel Tianes works it!

Our man Friday is Granel “Gnel”Tianes who firmly believes that from small acorns mighty oaks grow. He was last seen as one of the lean and muscled male contestants at the 2008 Mr. & Ms. Sexy Body 2008 sponsored by Sta. Lucia East Grand Mall [which event was won by Arvin Macu]. Too, he is a frequent bikini pageant contestant and has appeared in photo spreads in the late and lamented gay magazines last year. TGIF!

Kian Kazemi’s Rose

Hypohetical question: If 21-year-old Kian Reza Kazemi puts that freakin’ thorny rose down there, in his penis, and suddenly throws it [the flower] at you, what will you do?  Hurl back the rose and shout invectives? Eat the rose, simulating oral pleasure?  Preserve the rose inside the pages of a big book when you get home?  Because at that show last Friday, the Filipino-Persian model-actor was actually shuffling that flower in his privates, much to the delight of the people watching that night. Darn!

The IT school guy

As I was driving along Recto Ave., I saw this billboard of a woman and a guy promoting the IT school Informatics. Turns out, the guy’s name is RG San Jose, who was posted here before in revealing shots. The 5’8″-tall wannabe is a BS IT student at Informatics. He was in the Cosmopolitan [Phils] magazine’s 2007 list of “new and hot” bachelors. So what do you think guys? Is he hot or not?

First read on HMP: Bench Black Eye

Oooh, here’s more interesting news. There’s someone inside Bench, a very reliable insider by the name of baklang pusa, who’s dishing the latest bits and bulletin inside the underwear company. Aside from the very big scoop on plans to get Spanish-Filipino singer Enrique Iglesias for next year’s campaign, the insider shares the reasons why actor John Lloyd Cruz was a no-show, why Piolo Pascual was pulled out and why Richard Gutierrez was not noticed. Thanks again, baklang pusa. Read on:
the black truth about the blackout show:

ay naku dami kasing pr left and right about about jlc and piolo’s appearance at kung may sabotahe daw at favoritism among celebrity participants.

sakit ang ulo ni mama ben, buti nalang hindi na kami tinawag na mga baklang pusa.
c jlc na napabalitang not happy sa kanyang exposure sa bench as endorser ay di na raw magrerenew ng contract. true. at anabel rama mas interesado ang jag at folded and hung kay jlc at hindi sa anak mo. anyways sayang talaga at hindi maintindihan din ni mama ben kung bakit in the last minute ay pini pull out c jlc ng star magic gayung a month before pa ay inaayos na ang sked ng jlc at ok na at plantsado na. emote din c mama ariel l. dahil dito. anyways ang rinig ko di daw nagustuhgan ng star magic ang unang unang/final draft ng show sa exposure ni jlc? bakit naman daw? eh mas maganda sana ang xposure nya compare kina sam at diet. baka sa star magic mas Bigger o important star c jlc kaysa dalawa na wala care ang star magic.
about piolo naman, super emote c maam ben at masama as in masama ang loob not with piolo but with mr. m ng star magic pati kina lulu romer at mariole alberto (sorry mga madam kailanga ko e lagay name nyo). sila kasi ni dingdong ang may gimik at magan exposure sa show, mga new kasi sa bench family kaya gina ganyan ni mama ben na nag deny pa na wala daw favoritism ( sorry mama ben again kasi kailangan malaman ng mdalang pipol ang truth). yes during te meeting mga selected pipol ang nakakaalam about piolo and dingdongs participation sa show kung ano gagawin nila kaya close ang rehearsal pag sina dngdong at piolo sana. anyways, againpinu pull out c piolo a week before d final show kasi di nagustuhan ng star magic ang concepts. ay sus, ang arte talaga ng taga abs-cbn daming ek-ek. o baka maalaga lang sila sa mga big important stars nila? aware na c maam ben at nakipag usap sa mga taga star magic. nasira tuloy ang bangs ni maam ariel hehehheheh. di ko alam about the meeting pero final talaga no piolo sa blackout. 
about kay anabel rama naman halatang insecure siya kay dingdong na may pinakamalakas na tilian kasi pag labas sa anak niya boring ang response ng mga tao boring din kasi ang pinapakita sa anak nya na ginawa na last 2 years ago kaya di na na excite ang tao. dyossko! pero ito pa, am sure lalabas din ito soon knowing anabel rama na walang tinatago maliban sa anak nyang c raymund g na may maiitim na lihim sa pagkatao? 
ito na talaga may nakarataing kasi kay anabel na interesado sa kanyang anak ang isang product/company kaya atata na atat si bisaya kasi another publicity, another big money at dagdag fame sa anak nya. hinihintay nalang daw ang formal offer pero walang nangyari. sino naman daw kasi ang nagparamdam ni anabel (unofficialy) kalowwwka at now c piolo pascual pala ang pinili at ang original choice ng product/coompany na nakapag shoot na last week sa endorsement na ito. yung endorsment bwala pa sabihin pero about ito sa beauty/health face care ito.
anoba ito dami kung dakdak like mama ben at mama ariel sakit ulo ko pero yan ang totoo.

Richard Gutierrez to do Jag?

Now, this is quite interesting.  Just because of the issue on who got the loudest applause during the Bench show last Friday, Richard Gutierrez‘s monster mom and manager is fuming maaaad at the underwear company. Apparently, Richard did not get noticed as much as the other celebs during the show because of his black makeup. And now, his mom’s at her tipping point, considering of moving her son to rival clothing brand Jag Jeans.  For the full story, click on one of the comments here.  Does that mean Richard will be doing Jag Black anytime soon?


Makes for a fancy costume, huh? Butterfly and the Bo Derek beads. Where one can let it all hang out. If only Bench Blackout had something like those – gaudy and daring, cheap and frivolous. And the costume works it! Mr. Big is Jeffrey Carpio, a 20-year-old former contestant [I think he represented Bulacan province] at the Ginoong Pilipinas 2007 , eventually won by Dennis Barrion.

Provoq guys in Bench show

While we’re at it, on the subject of the Bench show, I mean, here’s an interesting photo of guys who look familiar. Let’s see…there’s Maico Eduria aka Josh Ivan Morales, who’s no stranger to flashing in public. And then the guy with the outstretched arms [and clenched butt] looks like.. the Johnron! Delish! The other guy would have to be Anthony Logan, I presume. There were other Provoq guys in there, and although they were not that noticed, they were the most provocative among  all the models after all.

Akihiro Sato is really hot!

I just have to do an entry on the current TVC sensation, Akihiro Macieira Sato. He is Brazilian with Japanese roots.  Aki is in the country to do modeling stints after saturating Thailand and Singapore with his luscious images in ads and commercials. In Manila, he has done various modeling assignments for the runway and most recently, the Nescafe Raindrop Jewel commercial, currently airing on major tv stations.  


I’m back! I think I missed a lot. I might be doing these weekend getaways for quite some time. Which means lesser entries on Saturdays and Sundays. Let’s see, what did I miss? Ah! Jake Cuenca was spotted, I mean, seen at the Bench Blackout show last Friday. And he didn’t grab his crotch at the show [as what he usually does in the past Bench shows], but he sure was cheeky this time.